The end of the world
When the end of the world arrives, how do you suppose the media might report it? Maybe like this --
- USA Today: WE'RE DEAD!
- The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
- Microsoft Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
- Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
- Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
- Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
- Readers Digest: BYE
- Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
- TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!
- Ladies Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
- Inc. Magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
- Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE
- Oprah: CONFIDENCE AND THE APOCALYPSE
- PC World: MICROSOFT PERFECTS VISTA
- Mac World: STAY COOL WITH THE MACBOOK AIR NO MATTER WHERE YOU SPEND ETERNITY
- Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER!
