The end of the world

When the end of the world arrives, how do you suppose the media might report it? Maybe like this --

• USA Today: WE'RE DEAD!



• The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS



• Microsoft Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE



• Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE



• Wired: THE LAST NEW THING



• Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR



• Readers Digest: BYE



• Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?



• TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!



• Ladies Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!



• Inc. Magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE



• Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE



• Oprah: CONFIDENCE AND THE APOCALYPSE



• PC World: MICROSOFT PERFECTS VISTA



• Mac World: STAY COOL WITH THE MACBOOK AIR NO MATTER WHERE YOU SPEND ETERNITY



• Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER!