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The end of the world

When the end of the world arrives, how do you suppose the media might report it? Maybe like this --

  • USA Today: WE'RE DEAD!


  • The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS


  • Microsoft Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE


  • Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE


  • Wired: THE LAST NEW THING


  • Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR


  • Readers Digest: BYE


  • Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?


  • TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!


  • Ladies Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!


  • Inc. Magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE


  • Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE


  • Oprah: CONFIDENCE AND THE APOCALYPSE


  • PC World: MICROSOFT PERFECTS VISTA


  • Mac World: STAY COOL WITH THE MACBOOK AIR NO MATTER WHERE YOU SPEND ETERNITY


  • Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER!